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‘Dirty Weekend’ and 'Sex Hotel' are two of the most searched phrases couples use when they WANT TO BOOK AN INTIMATE WEEKEND AWAY.
And this doesn't mean they're looking for something sordid.
They are simply seeking a romantic hotel with an ambience designed for igniting passion... and maybe a private hot tub.
But couples revert to these rather crude search terms because they don't know how else to 'name it.'
The phrase ‘Dirty Weekend’ has been bandied around for a few decades now.
Initially, coming about to describe going away with someone you
weren’t in a relationship with… usually to a mysterious location... where you could
hide away from the world to avoid being caught!
And as a result, a dirty weekend bears the essence of cheap hotels, warm
champagne and flimsy fluffy handcuffs; a weekend tinged with disappointing
drunken roleplay against dimly depressing décor, returning home on Sunday,
hungover and leather-chafed.
But unappealing as this is - ‘Dirty Weekend’ - is clearly still the closest description that comes to mind when couples go online and want to BOOK A ROMANTIC HOTEL with passion on their minds.
‘Dirty Weekends’ are no longer the reserve of illicit
affairs.
Because today, times have changed, and we’ve evolved, and a
weekend devoted to pleasure is now the proud pursuit of all passionate couples:
whether you’ve just recently met... or you’ve been together for 25 years; whether
you’re bouncing gym bunnies in your twenties... or sassy seventy-year olds who
know more about life than you should!
So, the ‘Dirty
Weekend’ really no longer deserves the connotations of sordid salaciousness,
and there needn’t be anything cheap or dirty about it - unless you choose to
stay somewhere cheap and dirty, that is.
Today, there is no rivalry between romance and passion - it’s NOT a case of rose petals scattered delicately on the bed versus cocktails and sex on the balcony.
It will drench you in lavish loving details and swathe you in sensuality, so that every inch of you is left utterly indulged and completely satisfied.
Perhaps you simply want sultry surroundings; a sheepskin rug in front of a log fire or sensual couples’ massages… Maybe you desire a balcony with a Jacuzzi for al fresco adventures… Or even a feature bed to act as your stage as you play your parts perfectly into the mirrored wall that allows you to be each other’s audience?#
Whatever your fantasy here are 15 hotels to tickle your fancy...
In the quest for passion and privacy, demand for a 'dirty weekend away' is consistently high.
For those yearning to break free from the mundane and ignite the flames of desire in new locales, we’ve curated a spellbinding selection for your 2024 escapades.
Our handpicked assortment of 15 breath-taking hotels is a treasure trove for couples seeking both excitement and intimacy. From the charming countryside of the UK to the sun-drenched coasts of Europe and the enchanting allure of Morocco, each destination lies within tempting reach for an impromptu weekend getaway.
And remember... our selected hideaways are not just accommodations; they are sanctuaries of love, exuding an air of mystery and exclusivity that caters to the desires of the modern couple.
UK’s Hidden Jewels
From the rustic elegance of countryside lodges to the urban chic of city boutiques, the UK hosts an array of secret retreats that redefine the essence of a romantic interlude. Here, history and modernity intertwine, creating an enchanting backdrop for your love story.
#1 HOTEL GOTHAM, MANCHESTER, UK
Immerse yourself in stunning panoramic city vistas and opulent, oversized roll-top baths.
Nestled in the heart of the urban landscape, Hotel Gotham emerges as the quintessential sanctuary for glamorous couples yearning for a sumptuous retreat. Crafted for those who covet indulgence in every aspect of their rendezvous, it's a haven where the drama of love meets the elegance of boutique hotel city living.
#2 KINGS HEAD HOTEL, CIRENCESTER, UK
Leading the burgeoning trend for sexual wellness experiences designed specifically for couples.
In the heart of the picturesque Cotswolds, the Kings Head Hotel is a celebrated escape among celebrity couples seeking to ignite or rekindle their romantic spark. Guests are invited to book luxurious romantic hot tub retreats alongside indulgent pamper packages, meticulously crafted to strike the perfect balance between spa relaxation and intimate connection.
#3 HOTEL 41, LONDON, UK
Secret romantic experiences hidden in plain sight of the outside world.
A super-discreet neighbour to Buckingham Palace, Hotel 41 stands as an exquisite testament to luxury and exclusivity, meriting it the distinguished accolade of being voted Trip Advisor's Number 1 Hotel in London. Despite its prestigious location, thousands unknowingly pass by its entrance daily... because Hotel 41 has mastered the art of maintaining a low profile, rightfully earning its status as a true hidden gem - a sanctuary of privacy and romantic surprises.
#4 SUMMER LODGE COUNTRY HOUSE HOTEL & SPA, DORSET, UK
Quintessential five-star country house hotel with hidden cottage for lovers.
Imagine stepping into a 400-year-old romantic Dorset cottage that offers not only a slice of history but an abundance of modern luxury. The private garden invites couples to bask in their own secluded haven, while the open-air hot tub promises relaxation under the stars like no other. Ivy Cottage at Summer Lodge Country House Hotel is a place where love flourishes and memories are made. (And of course you have full use of the full hotel facilities)
#5 HOUSE OF GODS, EDINBURGH, UK
Extravagant adult-only sanctuary nestled in the heart of one of Europe's most stunning cities.
House of Gods Hotel stands as the pinnacle of modern-day decadence, earning its title as Edinburgh's "sexiest hotel" with unwavering grace. Offering an unparalleled hideaway experience, it's no surprise that it has become a magnet for couples in search of a romantic escape, seeking to bask in the allure of luxury and intimacy. House of Gods isn't just a place to stay; it's a realm where fantasy meets reality, promising an unforgettable retreat for those eager to immerse themselves in love and opulence... and sometimes pizza.
#6 YOREBRIDGE HOUSE, NORTH YORKSHIRE, UK
Exquisite 5-star boutique hotel, crowned the 'Most Romantic Hotel in the UK.'
Yorebridge House has been celebrated for creating the 'Sexiest Hotel Room' in the UK in the prestigious Mills & Boon Romance Awards. Secluded hot tubs set against the serene backdrop of the Yorkshire Dales, creating an oasis of relaxation and intimacy are exactly what you will get.
#7 NEIDPATH CASTLE, SCOTTISH BORDERS, UK
A unique blend of romance and history transporting you to the fiery passions of 16th century.
Neidpath Castle, a gem steeped in history, isn't just a breath-taking wedding venue. It's also a romantic sanctuary for couples seeking an extraordinary getaway. Picture spending a lost weekend enveloped in the opulence of Queen Mary's Chamber, where every second is truly a stolen moment in time.
#8 GLAMP & TIPPLE, NORFOLK, UK
Distinctive glamping retreat designed for romance in Norfolk's lush countryside.
At Glamp and Tipple, luxury meets nature in perfect harmony. Imagine unwinding in your own private hot tub under a canopy of stars, the gentle night breeze whispering sweet nothings. Elevate your stay with unique dining experiences, from cosy private dining pods that create an intimate atmosphere to delightful movie nights that add a touch of cinematic magic to your romantic sojourn.
Europe’s Romantic Havens
Embark on a sensual voyage to Europe’s most secluded corners. Whether it's the timeless charm of Rome, the seductive waves of the sea, or the spellbinding vistas of the Alps, Europe offers an unparalleled setting for passion to bloom.
#9 MY ARBOR - TREETOP HOTEL, ITALIAN DOLOMITES
Secluded sanctuary designed exclusively for couples seeking an escape.
This hidden gem elevates the concept of retreat, offering guests the unique opportunity to luxuriate in the canopy of trees, where each room serves as a private haven complete with a hot tub and breath-taking panoramic views. See full details and romance packages at My Arbor here
#10 BABA DREAM - 5 STAR SUITE, ALASSIO, ITALY
Sea view romantic retreat uniquely designed to foster intimacy, privacy, and a profound sense of connection.
Relish in the exclusivity of private romantic moments within the comfort of this one-of-a-kind lavish residence at BaBa Dream, accompanied by the panoramic vistas of the luminous Italian coastline. Here you'll be welcomed by a trail of delicate rose petals leading to your plush double bed, alongside thoughtful touches of sparkling wine, and an assortment of fine candies and chocolates, setting the stage for a celebration of love.
#11 NIRA ALPINA, SWISS ALPS
Unlock the secret to an eternal romance at the Pichalain Chalet.
Begin your romantic adventure at Nira Alpina with a day of exhilarating experiences amidst the breath-taking Alpine landscapes before whisking your beloved away to a private and sumptuously cozy Pichalain Après-ski hut. Here, in the secluded warmth, amidst flickering candlelight and the soft glow of the setting sun against the snowy peaks, present the ultimate romantic gesture — whether it's a heart-stopping proposal or an intimate celebration of your love.
#12 CASES DE SON BARBASSA, MAJORCA, SPAIN
Ultimate rural retreat in Majorca, tailor-made for couples seeking an intimate hideaway.
This intimate and secluded getaway is specially designed for couples seeking a harmonious blend of gourmet dining and wellness experiences. Enjoy the enchanting landscapes of Majorca as you unwind in a picturesque setting, perfect for rekindling romance and revitalizing your senses.
#13 PIAZZADISPAGNA9, ROME, ITALY
Experience the epitome of Italian passion at PiazzadiSpagna9, where every detail celebrates romance.
Perfectly positioned to provide unrivalled views of the iconic Trinità dei Monti steps, with the picturesque Via Margutta just a stone's throw away, PiazzadiSpagna9 stands as a testament to exclusive city living and authentic architectural wonder - designed specifically with romantic couples in mind.
#14 GRAND HOTEL DES BAINS DE LAVEY, VAUD, SWITZERLAND
Steamy moments in the Instagram-famous thermal baths light show.
Experience the ultimate blend of romance and relaxation at Grand Hotel des Bains de Lavey. Indulge in steamy thermal baths and immerse yourself in a thrilling light show at night, setting the perfect backdrop for passion.
Morocco’s Exotic Escapes
A gateway to an era of sensuality, Morocco lures couples with its mystical deserts, vibrant souks, and sumptuous riads. Here, ancient palaces are transformed into lavish love nests, where every detail whispers tales of romance and intrigue.
#15 ES SAADI MARRAKECH RESORT, MOROCCO
Unrivalled romance and luxury make this a temptation hard to resist.
Es Saadi Marrakech Resort is a luxurious palace that houses an award-winning spa and offers romantic dining for two on a private island in the centre of Marrakech's largest swimming pool. Fill your suite with romantic touches designed to enhance intimate weekends alone. Then immerse in a cocooning experience exclusively for couples at the spa's romantic private suite, featuring a Moroccan hammam, relaxation room, and twin balneotherapy.
Elevate Your Dirty Weekend Experience
Engaging in a dirty weekend is about more than just escaping—it's about enriching your bond in settings that resonate with your spirit. Each of our select sexy hotels boasts unique features designed to heighten your experience:
Get in touch with our recommended hotel partners via the dedicated 'Quick Enquire' link or if you're looking for more ideas in more destinations OUR PASSION THRILLER HOTEL PACKAGES are a great place to start with plenty of experiences that will leave the Do Not Disturb sign permanently nailed to your door!
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